LFM Reviews My Girlfriend is an Agent

Kim Ha-neul in "My Girlfriend is an Agent."

By Joe Bendel. Evidently Jamie Gorelick also set up an information-sharing firewall for Korean intelligence. Unbeknownst to each other, two agencies are tracking the same Russian gangster-spies out to purchase the latest monster virus. Nor do Ahn Soo-ji and her ex realize they work for the rival agencies. Things get rom-com complicated in Shin Tae-ra’s My Girlfriend is an Agent (trailer here), which screens – for free – this Tuesday in New York as part of the Korean Cultural Service’s current It’s a Fine Romance film series.

Ahn is an excellent operative, but things like rejection make her loose her cool. In contrast, Lee Jae-joon is completely incompetent, but he is a rookie. At least his Russian background will be useful. Obviously, the evil Victor Somethingrussian has a huge advantage. Every Korean operation targeting him is blown when Ahn and Lee blunder into each other.

Of course, they fight like cats and dogs, providing much entertainment for the local coppers, while scrupulously maintaining their classified affiliations. When Ahn and Lee’s teams finally start to suspect their respective exes, they assume each is in league with the Russians, as duly required in secret agent comedies.

Agent is not afraid to milk a public yelling match for all its worth. Indeed, the comedy is pretty broad here, but it barrels ahead quite confidently. To give credit where it is due, Shin and screenwriter Cheon Seong-il certainly know how to introduce their heroine, immediately putting Ahn into the field as a pistol-packing, jet-ski driving undercover bride. That so works.

In fact, as Ahn, Kim Ha-neul makes a pretty engaging action protagonist, poised in her fight scenes and rather endearing when navigating her romantic frustrations. However, the slapstick incompetence of Kang Ji-hwan’s Lee is lathered on far too strongly, quickly undermining any possible dramatic credibility. Still, his goofiness is not difficult to translate.

Clearly, Agent just wants viewers to have fun, which is cool. Frankly, it contrasts rather favorably with Hollywood spy comedies of recent vintage that unfailingly portray either the CIA or the U.S. military as the “real villains.” Though they have their secrets, Agent’s heavies are still Russian, through and through.

A smash hit in Korea, it is fairly easy to understand Agent’s appeal. Light and breezy with a healthy dose of romance, it is an amusing bauble. It ought to be quite pleasant to watch it with an appreciative audience—again, for free—so plan to arrive early when it screens this Tuesday (3/27) at the Tribeca Cinemas, courtesy of the Korean Cultural Service in New York.

Posted on March 26th, 2012 at 11:07am.

One World Chic: The New Trailer for Stephenie Meyer’s The Host + Shepard Fairey to Produce New 1984 Adaptation?

A promising new teaser trailer is out for In Time director Andrew Niccol’s adaption of Stephenie Meyer’s alien invasion novel The Host, so check that out. Apparently alien-possessed people all have blue eyes. Who knew?

Plus, in seemingly related news, Obama-Hope poster artist Shepard Fairey apparently wants to produce a new adaptation of George Orwell’s 1984 with Brian Grazer and Ron Howard’s Imagine Entertainment. The irony of Fairey’s participation in such a project is apparently lost on Grazer and Howard … or is it?

Posted on March 23rd, 2012 at 12:13pm.

Armageddon on the Lower East Side: LFM Reviews 4:44 Last Day on Earth

By Joe Bendel. Abel Ferrara is determined to vindicate Al Gore. He will have to destroy the world to do it, but surely that is a small price to pay. Armageddon indeed comes to the Lower East Side in Ferrara’s 4:44 Last Day on Earth, which opens today in New York at the IFC Center.

The details are vague (for obvious reasons), but we are told Gore was more right than even he knew. Global warming has become so severe, all life will end at 4:44am in some sort of great microwaving, but of course women and children will be hit the hardest (?). At least it’s not daylight savings, because it would be a real bummer to lose an hour tonight. Cisco and his girlfriend Skye will spend their final hours together, as New York prepare for the end.

Frankly, Ferrara’s set up is surprisingly effective. During the first half hour or so, New Yorkers will be reminded of the empathic solidarity that swept over the City on 9-11 and to a lesser extent during the blackout. He really creates a convincing sense of what it would be like to knowingly experience the apocalypse in New York.

As the day progresses, Cisco and Skye frequently make love in between her creative bursts of painting, which is perfectly appropriate given the dramatic context. However, viewers will start to wonder where Ferrara is taking it all. Frankly, nowhere.

Essentially, 4:44 shows us scene after scene of Cisco puttering about his apartment, wrestling with the mother of all existential crises. Late in the day, Ferrara makes a half-hearted attempt to gin up some phony drama, but it quickly subsides. We also get one cheesy montage before its Hasta time.

During the long stretches of Wilem Dafoe gamely channeling his inner Ferrara as Cisco, we hear intrusive excerpts from an old Gore appearance on Charlie Rose and several streaming lessons from the Dalai Lama and other Buddhist teachers. It is as if the secular faith of environmentalism is battling Buddhism for the soul of the apartment. Considering how clumsily Ferrara tilts the playing field in favor of the former, most viewers will want to throw their lot in with His Holiness.

Strangely, despite the Dalai Lama’s archival appearance, 4:44 is largely unconcerned with the religious ramifications of the end of the world. Indeed, it never speculates on the implications for the cycle of reincarnation so important to the Buddhism, but viewers might as their attentions start to wander. In another piece of good local color, 4:44 also shows the final broadcasts of NY1 anchor Pat Kiernan. He might not be particularly well known outside New York City, but that’s okay, considering ninety-nine percent of the film’s audience will come from a handful of Brooklyn and lower Manhattan neighborhoods.

As you would expect from such a quintessentially New York filmmaker, Ferrara nails the City vibe, but that’s about all 4:44 has. Quite skippable in theaters, it might be worth sampling the first twenty minutes on cable eventually, but don’t make any special effort. For Ferrara’s die-hard fans, it opens today (3/23) at the IFC Center.

LFM GRADE: D+

Posted on March 23rd, 2012 at 12:09pm.

Peter Berg, Brooklyn Decker Discuss How Battleship Helped Refine the Navy’s Strategy Against Alien Attack

Alexander Skarsgard, Brooklyn Decker and Peter Berg talk "Battleship" at WonderCon.

No kidding. Courtesy of io9, watch Battleship director Peter Berg and star Brooklyn Decker at the recent WonderCon discuss how their new film helped refine the Navy’s thinking about how to cope with a potential alien attack.

It’s great when Hollywood can pitch in like this.

Posted on March 23rd, 2012 at 12:03pm.

In the Bay Area This Weekend: The New Restoration of Abel Gance’s Napoleon and The 2012 Disposable Film Festival

Northern California film enthusiasts take note: you’ve got a great weekend ahead of you. Starting this Friday at the magnificent Art Deco Paramount Theatre in Oakland, Abel Gance’s legendary silent masterpiece Napoleon will be screening in its newly restored form. The film’s four performances (March 24th, 25th, 31st and April 1st) will mark the American premieres of both the complete 5 1/2 hour Photoplay-BFI restoration by Academy Award-winner Kevin Brownlow and the film’s new, monumental orchestral score by Carl Davis – who will conduct the 46-piece Oakland East Bay Symphony live.

One of the most innovative and epic films of all time, Napoleon will be presented with its original 3-screen ‘Polyvision’ climax, with the screen dramatically expanding to three times its width (for the film’s finale, two custom-built screens will flank the Paramount’s normal screen).

This screening represents the first performance in 30 years of Napoleon with orchestra and Polyvision. No screenings are being planned for any other city and there are currently no plans for DVD, BluRay, streaming, or television. (Why? One is tempted to ask …) In any case, tickets for the live performances can be purchased here. To read more about the film’s restoration and the screening, see The New York Times.

In other Bay Area cinema news, starting tonight (3/22) and running through Sunday (3/25) the Disposable Film Festival will be taking place in San Francisco. One of the most refreshing and unpretentious film festivals around, the Disposable Film Festival was founded in 2007 by Eric Slatkin and Carlton Evans to celebrate the creative potential of ‘disposable’ video: i.e., short films made on everyday equipment like cell phones, pocket cameras, and other inexpensive video capture devices.

The Disposable Film Festival, which represents a real breakthrough in the democratization of both filmmaking and film festivals, kicks off in San Francisco this weekend before traveling to cities around the world. Make sure to check it out, and tickets for the festival are available here. You can also check out what The Wall Street Journal says about the fest, and read founder Carlton Evans’ recent, fascinating post about disposable filmmaking at The Huffington Post.

Posted on March 22nd, 2012 at 12:22pm.