Corman-Style Cinema: LFM Reviews Attack of the Bat Monsters! @ Dances With Films

By Joe Bendel. Technically, there is only one bat monster in Francis Gordon’s latest B-movie, but it would hardly be the first time the zero-budget mogul delivered slightly less than promised. It will certainly attack though, rest assured. By hook or by crook, his cast and crew will pound out his next drive-in programmer in Attack of the Bat Monsters!, Graham Kelly Greene’s affectionate love letter to campy late 1950’s and early 1960’s monster movie-making, an alumni selection returning to officially open the 2012 Dances with Films this Thursday.

Attack is not about Roger Corman per se, but it would not have been made without his example. Gordon is definitely a grindhouse showman in the Corman mold. He is convinced he can fix anything in the editing room as long as they follow his cardinal rule: “when the monster’s dead, the movie is over.” Paralleling the genesis of Corman’s Little Shop of Horrors, Gordon wrapped production on his latest film early, but he still has three paid-up days in the southern California rock quarry he does not intend to waste.

From "Attack of the Bat Monsters!"

Suddenly, AD Chuck Grayson is rushing about lining up a screenwriter (the least important part), a pseudo-star, and a new monster (that would be the biggie). The beatnik poet Bobby Barnstone and his Barnstone method of Benzedrine-fueled stream-of-consciousness screenwriting looks like the best bet for generating fast pages. They don’t have to be good, after all. Larry “The Cat Creature” Meeker, Jr. seems to have fallen on hard enough times that he would consider a Francis Gordon movie; plus, a former creature-making colleague has just been fired by a major studio. However, he still harbors bad feelings over The Snake Woman, a Gordon production so notorious, the mere mention of the title sucks the air out of rooms.

All the Corman motifs are present and accounted for, including spaced-out beatniks, a jazzy soundtrack, and a ridiculously cheesy monster. What sets Attack apart from thematically similar B-movie pastiches is Greene’s confidence in the behind-the-scenes story. There will be no real life monsters or aliens invading their set, just the union goon extras from a studio gladiator movie sent to run the crew out of the quarry ahead of schedule.

Attack had its world premiere at DWF back in 2000. Frankly, the fact that the film has yet to develop its own cult following is downright mystifying, because it really delivers the goods. Greene knows the Corman lore inside-out and his cast of not exactly household names is way funnier than you would expect. There is also a real edge to his dialogue, as when Gordon indignantly defends his honor by declaring he always pays his taxes and pays-off his unions. Indeed, what more could one ask of a good Hollywood citizen?

Old-school schlock thriller.

There are some hilarious supporting assists here, particularly Robert Bassetti as Barnstone and Douglas Taylor as Meeker, Jr. Fred Ballard is also pitch-perfect as the prickly Gordon, while Michael Dalmon gamely holds the madness together as the put-upon Grayson.

Without question, Attack is generously stocked with goofy humor, but it can also be quite sly. Yet there is a real heart beneath the bedlam that cares about its characters, precisely because on some level they also care about the B-movies they are churning out, despite being fully aware of their schlockiness. A completely satisfying, all-around good show, Attack of the Bat Monsters is ripe for re/discovery when it opens this year’s Dances with Films this coming Thursday night (5/31) in Hollywood, USA.

LFM GRADE: A

Posted on May 29th, 2012 at 2:02pm.

LFM Summer Micro-Reviews: Men in Black 3, Chernobyl Diaries

Josh Brolin and Will Smith are about to light up a party at Andy Warhol's Factory in "Men in Black 3."

By Jason Apuzzo. Here are more of my summer dispatches:

Men in Black 3

After a three year absence from the movies, superstar Will Smith returns to save planet Earth from alien invasion again by traveling back to 1969 to help his straight-laced partner, K – here played by Josh Brolin, in a spot-on, dry-comic imitation of a young Tommy Lee Jones (who also appears in the film). The equivalent of a live action Warner Brothers cartoon, MIB3 showcases director Barry Sonnenfeld’s trademark visual humor, gooey aliens, some light satire at the expense of the loopy 1960s, a nice supporting performance by Emma Thompson, and a great recreation of the Apollo 11 moon launch. Don’t expect any undue brain strain watching this film, however; MIB3 is basically just an expensive platform for Will Smith’s goofy humor – which hasn’t yet grown old, even if this retro-style series probably has.

LFM GRADE: B

Stay out of Russia.

Chernobyl Diaries

The basic message of this generally predictable, by-the-book scream fest from writer-producer Oren Peli (Paranormal Activity) is: stay out of Russia. When a group of not-very-bright American 20-somethings indulge in some ‘extreme tourism’ by visiting Pripyat (former home to the workers of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor) with a shifty tour guide named ‘Yuri,’ they get a lot more than they bargained for when something creepy begins attacking them after dark. Peli & Co. keep things tense by never really showing you very much – but the characters are too bland and stupid to care about, like they just wandered in from a Final Destination 12 audition. Still, Russian officialdom comes across pretty badly in Chernobyl Diaries; don’t expect any gala Kremlin screenings of this film, with its hints of dark doings on the part of Russia’s military-scientific complex.

LFM GRADE: B-

[Editor’s note: for thoughts on the whole Russia vs. Ukraine issue, please see the comments section below.]

Posted on May 26th, 2012 at 12:37pm.

LFM Contributor Steve Greaves’ Tin Can Sailors Will Not Be Forgotten Premieres on The Documentary Channel, Memorial Day (Mon., 5/28)

Aside from Battleship and classic naval war movies, we want to encourage LFM readers  to spend Memorial Day watching a touching new documentary about real-life naval heroics from LFM contributor Steve Greaves, called Tin Can Sailors Will Not Be Forgotten. The film premieres this Memorial Day, Monday, May 28th on The Documentary Channel at 9:30pm EST/PST. You can watch Steve and other folks involved with the film talk about it above.

Tin Can Sailors tells the extraordinary World War II story of the USS Morris, a Sims Class destroyer that saw action from the North Atlantic all the way to the island-hopping campaigns against Imperial Japan. The Morris participated in a seemingly endless number of decisive battles during the war, including in the Battle of Coral Sea, the Guadalcanal campaign, the fighting around Leyte Gulf – and was nearly sunk by a kamikaze at Okinawa. For her efforts, the Morris received 15 battle stars for her action in World War II, placing her among the highest decorated American ships of the Second World War.

Tin Can Sailors tells the dramatic story of the Morris, and also documents how her remaining crew members to this day reunite to celebrate their service, and to honor their fallen shipmates who never made it back. Our own Steve Greaves co-directed the film, and also composed the film’s musical score. Tin Can Sailors is a moving tribute to the brave men and women of the Greatest Generation who fought the good fight and preserved our freedom, and we encourage LFM readers to take time out on Memorial Day to watch it on The Documentary Channel. You can also purchase the film here.

Posted on May 26th, 2012 at 12:14pm.

The 35th Anniversary of Star Wars

By Jason Apuzzo. Star Wars was released 35 years ago today. It’s hard to believe it’s been so long! All these years later, the original Star Wars and Errol Flynn’s The Adventures of Robin Hood are still my favorite films of all time. Unlike with Robin Hood, however – which I first saw on TV – I had the good fortune of seeing Star Wars when it first came out in theaters back in 1977. My six year-old imagination was completely overwhelmed, and I was hooked on the movies for good.

If memory serves, the trailer above represents all that many of us knew about the film prior to its release – and it was pretty exciting stuff. And although a lot has changed about the Star Wars universe since that time, it’s worth remembering how fresh, original and imaginative the film seemed back in 1977. I know that watching Star Wars in 70mm Dolby stereo with excited crowds at the then-Plitt Century Theater in Century City (Los Angeles) still represents the most fun I’ve ever had at the movies. And really, the film hasn’t changed that much for me after all these years – the many special editions and digital revisions aside. I still love the film, and I don’t think it’s ever been topped.

Writer-director George Lucas did a marvelous job with this film, breaking a lot of new ground and opening up a whole new imaginative universe to audiences and filmmakers. I’d say even more about the film, but I have to go over to the Toshi station right now to pick up some power converters. 😉 Congratulations on Star Wars‘ 35th.

Posted on May 25th, 2012 at 10:56am.

LFM Reviews The Giant Mechanical Man @ Tribeca 2012; Available on VOD through June 19th

By Govindini Murty. In the midst of a movie season dominated by special-effects blockbusters, it’s nice to see smaller-scale indie films that celebrate the human within technology. Lee Kirk’s The Giant Mechanical Man, a selection of the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival currently available on VOD (video on demand), depicts two sensitive souls looking for meaning within the machinery of the modern city. Set in Detroit, the title also evokes the industrial heritage of the city, with elegant montages that resemble sequences from such classic ‘20s documentaries as Paul Strand and Charles Sheeler’s Manhatta or Walter Ruttman’s Berlin: Symphony of a City.

The Giant Mechanical Man stars Jenna Fischer as Janice, a shy and insecure thirty-something struggling to find purpose in her life. She works as a temp but her lack of focus gets her fired – forcing her to move in with her picture-perfect, blonde, ambitious sister Jill (Malin Akerman) and her dentist husband. Tim (Chris Messina) is also a thirty-something loner adrift in the big city. He spends his days as a performance artist on the streets of Detroit playing a robot-like figure on stilts known as the Giant Mechanical Man.

The opening of the film features a striking, almost avant-garde sequence. Tim dons silver face paint, a silver suit, and stilts, puts on a silver bowler hat and – grabbing a silver umbrella – heads down the streets with a purposeful stride that is an ironic commentary on the businessmen around him going to work. Tim’s Giant Mechanical Man is an exaggerated, postmodern version of The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit, the subject of the best-selling 1955 novel by Sloan Wilson about a businessman who struggles to find meaning in his career.

When a local news show asks Tim why he does his act, he explains:

“I thought that it might brighten people’s lives up. … I guess I feel like modern life can be alienating … you’re mindlessly walking through it like a robot and you can feel lost. … Maybe if you see a giant mechanical man wandering down the street towards you, it would help to put it into perspective, you know?”

Jenna Fischer and Chris Messina in "The Giant Mechanical Man."

Janice sees Tim performing on the street and feels a connection with him, recognizing in his mechanical motions her own sense of being just a cog in the machine of the city. Through serendipity, Janice and Tim then both get jobs at the Fillmore Zoo. The zoo serves as yet another metaphor for the entrapment of humans in modern city life, with Tim at one point even comically pretending to be one of the exhibits. Janice and Tim strike up a friendship that turns into romance, but Tim is unable to tell Janice that he is the mechanical man. All this is further complicated by her sister Jill’s efforts to set Janice up with a self-absorbed author of motivational books, played with gusto by Topher Grace.

Woven into the story is Janice and Tim’s love of silent movies. As in Martin Scorsese’s Hugo, a love of silent movies in Mechanical Man is used to indicate an affinity for the poetic and the romantic. Janice watches Charlie Chaplin’s The Kid and Buster Keaton’s The General – perhaps drawn to both films because they feature wistful, sensitive characters who resemble herself.

The Giant Mechanical Man is a sweet, feel-good alternative to this summer’s action-heavy movie fare. Jenna Fischer and Chris Messina are both charming in their roles, and the quirky cast of supporting characters deftly play their parts. I especially appreciate the fact that Chris Messina’s Tim is a gentleman, standing up at one point to some misogynistic yuppie characters at a business party. I would have liked to have seen more stylistic experimentation in the film to highlight the theme of mechanization, but director Lee Kirk nonetheless shows in his debut feature a nice touch for genuine emotion and humanistic values.

The movie’s air of romance carried over into real life, as well, with star Jenna Fischer and director Lee Kirk falling in love during the shoot and getting married – a sweet, real world ending to a charming movie tale. The Giant Mechanical Man is currently available from Tribeca Films on video on demand through June 19th.

LFM Grade B+

Posted on May 25th, 2012 at 9:57am.

LFM Reviews Wes Anderson’s Cannes Opener Moonrise Kingdom

By Joe Bendel. Two twelve year-old runaways would like to remake the generic sounding Mile 3.25 Tidal Inlet into a New England version of the Blue Lagoon, but they aim to maintain the cultural trappings of 1965 middle class America, as they relate to it, in the process. Unfortunately, the adult world keeps intruding on their private moments in Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom, the opening night film of this year’s Cannes Film Festival, which bows theatrically in New York tomorrow (Friday, 5/25).

Sam Shakusky is a terrible Khaki Scout. Actually, his skills are not that bad, but he does not fit in socially with Scout Master Ward’s troupe. Unbeknownst to Ward, Shakusky is an orphan, about to get the heave-ho from his foster family. However, the sensitive scout has successfully wooed Suzy Bishop, the eldest child of two self-absorbed yet profoundly unhappy attorneys.

When Shakusky fails to appear at revile one fateful morning, it sets off a manhunt throughout New Penzance Island, taxing the meager resources of Captain Sharp, Mrs. Bishop’s recently dumped lover. Chastely dedicated to each other, the two fugitives would like to permanently retreat from reality at the prosaically named inlet they duly redub “Moonrise Kingdom.” Instead, they will repeat a cycle of chase, apprehension, and escape, as a historic storm approaches New Penzance, as it always happens in an island-bound story.

Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Ed Norton and Bruce Willis in "Moonrise Kingdom."

It takes about ten seconds for Moonrise Kingdom to announce itself as a Wes Anderson film, through his constantly panning camera and the richly detailed vintage sets. Indeed, the attention to detail extends down to the covers of the chapter-books Bishop reads aloud to Shakusky. Yet, rather than detracting from his fable-like story, Anderson’s signature style is perfectly suited to the innocence of young love. Focusing on young POV characters is actually quite a shrewd strategy on his part, giving him the license to incorporate all kinds of nostalgic eccentricity (nod to Norman Rockwell? Check.) while staying faithful to their precocious worldview. Frankly, this is the sort of film a visual stylist like Tim Burton ought to be making, instead of aimless tent-poles like Dark Shadows.

As Mr. Bishop, Anderson mainstay Bill Murray once again plays a middle-aged depressive with deep-seated relationship woes. Fellow alumnus Jason Schwartzman is also back for more, getting some of Moonrise’s best comedy scenes as Cousin Ben, a slick operating senior Khaki Scout. Indeed, the film boasts several notably colorful supporting turns, including by Bruce Willis, acting his age and playing against his action hero persona as the put-upon Captain Sharp. Tilda Swinton also absolutely plays to the hilt the personification of bureaucracy known simply as “Social Services,” while the mere sight of Bob Balban’s “Narrator” in his bright crimson wardrobe generates laughter. Still, the dramatic load largely falls on the young newcomers, Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward, who are quite emotionally engaging leads, playing their scenes together scrupulously straight.

Essentially, Moonrise is a children’s movie for adults. Robert Yeoman’s cinematography gives it all a sensitive period sheen, while the soundtrack (dominated by the unlikely combination of Benjamin Britten and Hank Williams recordings, more than Alexandre Desplat’s original themes) effectively underscores the wistful vibe. Altogether, it is very Wes Anderson – but its gentle, humane spirit is quite winning. Recommended surprisingly highly (well beyond Anderson’s established circle of admirers), Moonrise opens tomorrow (5/25) in New York at the AMC Lincoln Square and Regal Union Square.

LFM GRADE: B+

Posted on May 24th, 2012 at 1:08pm.