Hollywood Round-up, 5/21

Can't get any love from Hezbollah.

By Jason Apuzzo.

• Poor Miss USA.  Fox News is convinced she beat out the blonde from Oklahoma because of a left-wing conspiracy, and now she isn’t getting any love from Hezbollah. What’s a girl to do?   Triangulate.  Savvy move here might be to have herself photographed in a hijab while endorsing J.D. Hayworth.

• New Valerie Plame flick (just premiered at Cannes) blames the UK for the Iraq war.  Sean Penn gives an ‘unhinged’ performance, and the film is otherwise getting mixed reactions (see here and here).  I’m unhinged at Sean Penn for ruining my memories of Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Don Cheadle says Obama hasn’t called him yet.  He hasn’t called me either, even though I left 3 voice messages with him about the Van Jones thing.

Planet of the Apes prequel coming, set in present day San Francisco, starring James Franco. Wow – summer 2011 is absolutely set! Book me in for adventure!

Another Shrek film opens this weekend.  Was somebody clamoring for this?

New Eco-horror thriller coming featuring … global coolling. This is getting confusing.  I though Gore told us … never mind.

2 famous country music/Christian music stars announce that they’re lesbians. Tiger calls to console.

Robert Rodriguez says Machete is not a race-war picture. That’s a relief, because race war pictures never open well in June.

• And here’s an interview with the star of the new Carlos the Jackal film, which recently debuted at Cannes.  Apparently he’s being fought-over for dueling Hugo Chavez biopics.

And that’s what’s happening today in the wonderful world of Hollywood …

Letters to God in Theaters Now

Just a quick reminder to our Christian and/or conservative readers that a heartwarming little movie called Letters to God is currently out now in theaters. You can check for local listings here.

Even several months after its opening the film hasn’t received a great deal of media attention, but it appears to still be packing in audiences and doing good business – no small feat for any indie filmmaker … The movie is obviously getting good word-of-mouth.

The trailer for Letters to God is available on You Tube here.

Patrol Base Jaker Coming this Summer


Patrol Base Jaker is a feature-length documentary film about the US Marine Corps and the practice of counter-insurgency in Afghanistan.  The film apparently covers of the history of Afghanistan from the Soviet invasion to the current U.S. war against the Taliban and Al Qaeda.

We haven’t had the chance to see it yet, but Patrol Base Jaker recently unspooled at the GI Film Festival in Washington, and will apparently be released in theaters this summer (check the film’s website for further details).  The trailer certainly makes the film look interesting, so check it out …

Indie Film Round-up, 5/20

By Jason Apuzzo.

• This charming-looking film above, Racing Dreams, just opened and is playing in select theaters nationwide. Racing Dreams follows three kids on the Go-Kart circuit who each have big dreams of making it to the Big Show, NASCAR. The film hasn’t hit LA yet, so we haven’t seen it – but the reviews have been good and it won the Best Documentary prize at Tribeca.

The Autobiography Of Nicolae Ceausescu, a new documentary about the Romanian communist tyrant, is currently making some waves at Cannes. You can check out the film’s drily amusing trailer here.

• Another new indie film, After the Cup, begins hitting New York and Los Angeles theaters this week and next. This sports film, that’s gotten fantastic reviews, is about an Arab-Jewish soccer team that’s been simultaneously winning titles and unifying Israel. Very heartening, humanistic stuff. You can check out the trailer below.

Hollywood Round-up, 5/20

By Jason Apuzzo. Today in Hollywood news:

Gone.

Michael Bay fires Megan Fox from Transformers 3, likely because she’s insane. Tiger calls to console.

• With firing of Megan, Hollywood wonders whether Shia’s next to be fired after Shia trashes Indy 4 at Cannes (see here and here).  Shia initiating new quality-control measures in his work, along with a special 1-800 complaint line.

• Valerie Plame movie getting rave reviews at Cannes (see here and here).  Director says its not really a political movie, which sort of begs the question.

Eliot Spitzer documentary picked up for distribution, part of a package deal to include a reality TV series on ethics starring David Paterson. Just kidding.

Robert Redford appears on Olberman show, Sean Penn lectures Capitol Hill. Nothing new here, move along.

Captain America to be filmed in London.  No really, they’re shooting the film in London.  Not kidding.

5 and 1/2 hour movie on left-wing terrorist ‘Carlos the Jackal’ praised at Cannes. Oliver Stone seen napping in lobby.

Anti-war doc Armadillo gets critics prize at Cannes. Oliver Stone seen napping in lobby.

30th Anniversary screening of The Empire Strikes Back in LA reunites Han with Chewie. Actually this looked like a lot of fun.

Bernard Henri-Levy defends Polanski … again. Very hard to do at this point.

And that’s what’s happening today in the wonderful world of Hollywood …

New Documentary: The Surge: The Untold Story

By Jason Apuzzo. An exceptional documentary called The Surge: The Untold Story debuted at The G.I. Film Festival this past Sunday.  Now that the film has shown at that festival, we’re screening the film here in its entirety at LFM.

Let’s begin with the title of this film. Why, first of all, is the extraordinary success story of our ‘surge’ in Iraq an ‘untold story’ to begin with?  This story is ‘untold’ because the people primarily entrusted with shaping our national narrative – the mandarins of Hollywood – have been telling an entirely different story of late. They have been telling what might be termed the ‘Avatar-Green Zone story’ of defeat and demoralization in Iraq, the kind of story whereby the very conceptualizing of war in terms of ‘victory’ is regarded as fatally naive.

The Surge: The Untold Story dispenses with such fatalism – which is easy to do, since the film focuses on the actual facts on the ground.  The Surge tells the story of how General David Petraeus, General Raymond Odierno, American troops and (the importance of this cannot be overstated) the Iraqi people themselves rallied to rescue their nation from the brink of utter barbarism.  In a crisp, succinct 34 minutes, The Surge tells the story of how General Petraeus’ advanced counter-insurgency strategy – combined with the grit, bravery and sheer labor of his troops – helped rid Iraq of the ruthless terror networks that ruled the streets of Bagdad in 2006.

As I sat watching this film recently, what amazed me was how poorly the news networks had covered The Surge back in 2007.  What, for example, was Petraeus’ particular genius in terms of his strategy for coping with Al Qaeda in Iraq?  From The Surge we learn that Petraeus and Odierno devised a plan whereby American troops fought their way into terrorized areas, then erected mini-fortifications (like something out of Fort Apache) from which to protect and hold their areas.  Then, American troops did something extraordinary … they went out and got to know the Iraqis themselves, went into their homes, made friendships, integrated themselves into their lives.  From this position of rapport and trust, they rallied the Iraqis themselves to push Al Qaeda out of their midst.

The Surge does not dwell on the political aspects of the story back here in America – and the film is actually better for it.  You will find no political pundits in this film – just the military men and women (and diplomats) who made this tremendous success story a reality.  Their story is told in a tight, cohesive fashion – supported by extraordinary (and sometimes harrowing) documentary footage of the carnage Al Qaeda had wrought on Bagdad.  And although Avatar has taught us to view our military leaders as sadistic and venal, Generals Petraeus and  Odierno come across as sophisticated and sympathetic – their only interest being in restoring some measure of normality to the everyday lives of Iraqis.

The Surge should be mandatory viewing for anyone who wishes to have an intelligent opinion about the war, rather than merely an opinion.  We hope you enjoy it.