By Jason Apuzzo. Former Baywatch babe Donna Derrico, who once posed for Playboy, is apparently angry that she was subjected to a full body scan at LAX airport.
Libertas readers should free to conduct their own ‘full body scan’ of Ms. Derrico above (an extra service we provide here at Libertas). She certainly looks dangerous, doesn’t she?
Well, she’s also hopping mad. According to Fox News:
After being subjected to the scan by TSA agents at Los Angeles International Airport, “I noticed that the male TSA agent who had pulled me out of line was smiling and whispering with two other TSA agents and glancing at me,” D’Errico told AOL News. “I was outraged.”
D’Errico also fumed over the fact that the TSA agent, who did not give her the option of getting a pat-down search instead, had said that the reason she was selected was ” ‘Because you caught my eye, and they’ — pointing to the other passengers — ‘didn’t,’ ” she said.
I’ll bet! But that’s not all. We also learn today that Khloe Kardashian recently received what might be termed an ‘overzealous’ pat-down at the airport. Since the Kardashian sisters don’t generally mind flaunting themselves in public, one can only imagine how ‘aggressive’ this probe of her person must’ve been.
So the question now is, who will the TSA likely be targeting next? I have some concerns on this front.
For example, I happened to read recently that Leonardo DiCaprio has been doing a lot flying back-and-forth lately to Israel, possibly as a prelude to marrying Israeli model Bar Refaeli (who, by the way, once dated Baywatch dude David Charvet)
Leo would be wise to keep an eye on his girlfriend (not a strenuous task), who – given the TSA’s current threat assessments – may be wanting to give Ms. Refaeli a very thorough examination. After all, she certainly seems to fit the TSA’s current ‘threat profile’!
By the way, don’t you all feel safer?
Posted on December 8th, 2010 at 1:39pm.
By the way, don’t you all feel safer?
Sometimes I get nostalgic for that country they used to describe as the “Home of the brave”.
If you junk that nostalgia, your head will ache less. Booze helps with that, as well.